I saw this from an email.
I think some are quite true but NOT ALL!
The Man Rules
Please note. These are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE!
(I've commented on some. LOL!)
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full MOON OR the changing of the tides.
Let it be. (Go ahead no one's stoping)
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
(I do agree that shopping is not a sport but it require stamina too. :))
1. Crying is blackmail. (Too bad then)
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
(Then why cant they learn to change hints? at least the obvious one? -.-")
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. (This is funny!)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. (LOL!)
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (I dun understand this, someone explain?)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that. (??? huh?)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. (I rem read an email abt girls rule and when they say nothing it just meant something! LOL)
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or golf.
1. You have enough clothes. (It's nv enough.)
1. You have too many shoes. (NO I dont!)
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! (huh??)
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. (Nah, it is N.A.)
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
After reading like so different from girls right!
Indeed
Man are from Mar and
Women are from Venus. =D
